A bouquet you will never forget!

15 *tips* to make ‘em swoon... More peen puns...Coming. Our dick bouquet card has so many tips, it’s impossible to not make your valentine laugh *clears throat* hard. The outside of this adult 3d greeting card features a set of neatly packaged...Packages.

As your “honey” opens this flowery surprise, a full collection of multi-directional, 3d ween will burst from the centerfold.

Dimensions
8" l x 6" w x 0.3" h

Weight
0.1 lb

All our items ship from our Deale, MD warehouse. Orders ship six day a week via USPS. Orders placed Monday - Friday ship and process within 48-72 hours. Orders placed Saturday-Sunday will process and ship on the following Monday.