Magical Unicorn Pop Cards Explicit
Magical Unicorn Pop Cards Explicit

Magical Unicorn Pop Cards Explicit

Regular price $12.99 Sale

Everyone loves a Magical Unicorn (Dick)!

Oh, honey. Give that sassy spitball the only thing they want more than to be cuddled...Some magical dick!!! As this dirty 3d greeting card is opened with the fervor of a thousand queens, you can hear a barbershop quartet singing words of encouragement from a distance. This unicorn came to spray it’s amazing technicolor dreamspunk into existence. Gender norms be damned, this is a cloud worth sharing.

What’s inside:

Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm) Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)

Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)

Front cover: image of a unicorn head

Inside of card: 3d unicorn with a magical dong


All our items ship from our Deale, MD warehouse. Orders ship six day a week via USPS. Orders placed Monday - Friday ship and process within 48-72 hours. Orders placed Saturday-Sunday will process and ship on the following Monday.