A card you will never forget!

“I like him for his personality,” she says, buying condoms in bulk. This cheeky 3D greeting card is perfect for the good hubbys and baes that know how to move those genetically impressive genitals. The front cover of our Eggplant Emoji pop-up card features a coy message, “I love you for your character”. Inside, the message continues, “...but that ‘D’ is a really huge bonus”. An eggplant erects from the centerfold illuminating the true intent of this card. Get a good laugh and let’s-do-it look with this funny card. Nothing decryption required. Keep filling holes. Perfect Occasions: Dirty birthday cards for boyfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband, adult 3D greeting cards couples, inappropriate gag gifts for spouse, and more.

All our items ship from our Deale, MD warehouse. Orders ship six day a week via USPS. Orders placed Monday - Friday ship and process within 48-72 hours. Orders placed Saturday-Sunday will process and ship on the following Monday.